i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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