I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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