is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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