Plan B is the new Plan A
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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