We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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