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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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