try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
did i walk over a car last night?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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