I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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