he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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