Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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