Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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