Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You can't just leave with hair like that
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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