The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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