i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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