Small penises have feelings too.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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