quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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