I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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