love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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