I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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