we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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