I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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