everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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