She is in my trunk
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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