Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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