just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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