So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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