Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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