i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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