The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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