How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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