She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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