i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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