I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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