Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
