its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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