i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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