what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Even my vagina gasped.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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