I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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