the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
it hurts more in the daytime
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it because I queefed?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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