someone threw a dead crab at me
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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