You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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