I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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