You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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