Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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