I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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