Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
