Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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