So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
