I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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