Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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