just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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