Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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