Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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