Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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