Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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